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SUPPORT THE SECONDARY OCCUPANTS
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This page serves two functions. First, it provides a structured path for anyone who wants to support the human side of an increasingly costly occupation. Second, it accepts new sightings and field reports so the archive can continue to grow responsibly.
Remediation Support
The Record Is Entertaining. The Costs Are Not.
Entertainment opened the door. Reality explains this page. If you asked how to help with actual remediation, this is the correct route. All support goes directly toward documented damage and ongoing structural costs. No portion is allocated to operations, merchandise, or administrative overhead.
Support language should remain simple, serious, and brief. The situation warrants it.
Report a Sighting
Submit a Field Report
New sighting reports are accepted on a continuous basis. The archive cannot maintain operational accuracy without ongoing field contributions from registered participants.
  • Location of activity
  • Description of observed behavior
  • Level of concern (scale provided on form)
  • Evidence upload (optional but encouraged)
  • Email address for follow-up
  • Consent to archive submission
Report received. Operations has been notified. If your walls have gone quiet, submit anyway.